UN-beLIEVABLE! >=[
ok...seriously, what the heck is WRONG with some people? are they just BORN to be STUPID, DUMBASSES, or do they just prone to pissing me off?? arghh...so yeh, what the heck could've happened at work to get me all riled up like this? boss yell at me for no good reason? no. co-worker acting all high n might/condescending? no. SOMEone...stole a sandwich!!! a SALMON sandwich!! MY SALMON SANDWICH!!!!
it was one of those leftovers from a catering event, there were plenty to go around, so i took one and i didn't wanna eat it yet so i just brought it back into my office n put it on my desk. i'm usually in my office all the time, but i had to go meet with someone else for a few minutes to discuss next week's schedule. so i'm gone for like 5-10 minutes...and when i come back into my office...i can immediately sense that something wasn't right. not right??! not right is an understatement! it's like the whole office had been upended...where the heck's my sandwich?!?! there's nobody around...and i didn't wanna go walking around asking ppl "hey, have you uh, seen my sandwich around?" my windows don't open so i could rule out the window washer guy as a suspect (he i thought we had Spiderman outside the building when he swung by today...), then i thought to myself: "did i eat it already?" i seriously thought about that for a minute cuz i very well could have, but no i ruled out that explanation out n kep thinking...maybe it was...that freakishly annoying, hoarse horse-voiced lady in the office next-door who just so happen to be the distant cousin of Frodo Baggins...the hobbit-lady! so yeh...*seething with anger* i think she did it...i have no real idea, but if anyone is worthy of such a lowly, dirty deed, it is she! way to PISS me off...man...*sniff...uh oh, startin to get a lil emotional here in my office now...can't let them see me cry!...yeah i KNOW there are some people reading this & thinking to themselves that this is all funny n stuff, but NO. seinfeld is funny, a missing sandwich...that's just sad. k gotta go run n grab a McChicken, that'll make it better... =(
!EDIT! : SANDWICH SAVED! (Thursday, July 1 2004)
deep breath...whoooosaa.... k, so i'm not going crazy and eating stuff n then forgetting that i ate it, n no the hobbit-lady didn't cross the line n steal my sandwich...the new guy was trying to be funny n decided to hide it inside my drawer while i was out of my office! only thing was, he forgot all about it n it wasn't till i was leaving at the end of the day that he remembered to tell me where it was. *whew* so alright, i had the McChicken already n i was already on my way home, n then off to a big ass bbq, so i stuck it in the fridge. hope it'll be ok tomorrow, it'd been sitting there for a few hours i guess, but like stitch says: "it's still good, still good..."